Baby, you can fuck my granny and her cruddy fanny
And her sweaty armpit, you can fuck
The old man up his fucking sphincter
You can fuck Aunt's old dear with a vibrator
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, let's get it on
Baby, I could be your lady, you could be my lover
Get you undercover, in the back of your car
You can lick my doodah
No waiting for the nighttime
Any time is the right time
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, let's get it on
Baby, you can fuck my granny and her cruddy fanny
You can stick it anywhere you fucking like
'Cause I'm fucking gonna
If I get half a fucking chance
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, let's get it on