Get Your Boof On

now, ladies and gentlemen

hurry now to your seats

the show's about to begin

and my, well you're in for a treat

buckle up your belts now

and hold on to your

knickers at all costs

as we welcome you to part two

of "pigs in a porn trough"

it's like my life's a song

and everyone knows it

if my lights are on

then everyone's home

and that's a serious shindig

a guaranteed fix

'cause even 20/20 motherfuckers

haven't seen shit

I want the fans and my show

to put the mosh in pit

barbecuing with my crew

chillin' off my tits

with a maid that'll slave

cook and wash my dick

and a house that I own

that didn't cost me shit

so just bounce, we up in the club

bumper to bumper

I just wanna jump in the bunker

and hump her like Thumper

and Mrs. Permie's ass

wouldn't stop buzzin' and shakin'

I wanna take her to the shed

(for hot lovin' relations)

just let the touch of fudge

spillin' out the top of your britches

I wanna put you on a plate

and sop you up with a biscuit

the twisted man on the job

when you ain't lovin' her right

the perverted poetical plumber

that's plugging her pipe

hey yo, ladies (yeah?)

does rubbin' the nub

make you crazy? (yeah)

you got tits and butts

with no maybes? (ooh yeah!)

well answer me this

do you love a good boofin'?

well? (hell yeah)

hey yo, gentlemen (yeah?)

you ready to up jump

and represent? (yeah)

if she's game and you game

you adventurous? (yeah)

you got that look in your eyes

ow everybody break the ice

and get your boof on tonight

I got my willy in your mouth, ho

Sydney's in the house, bro

ridin', free lighting

we chillin' on the couch blown

and there's no holding it in

roll out your red rug, love

give me that Dolmio grin

ooh, I'm that stench trench digger

like Dirk workin' your lawn

servin' the words of this song

got birds slurpin' my shlong

watch it grow huge now

my tower that's made of wood

that just rolls through towns

that'll flower the native bush

see, they might have money

for electrical rolls

but I got these minga's pinging

wishing they had extra hos

so let me plat your puss

while I hang you from your undies (hehehehe)

o, no in the morning

just a kanger in your dunny

see, I just tickle your nipples

and give you giggles to your stomach

flip you and hit you

and watch shock waves

ripple up your buttocks

make you scream like yeah

whether they're dippin' in your clit

as I ream your tail feather

leave knickers in a twist

hey yo, ladies (yeah?)

does rubbin' the nub

make you crazy? (yeah)

you got tits and butts

with no maybes? (ooh yeah!)

well answer me this

do you love a good boofin?

well? (hell yeah)

hey yo, gentlemen (yeah?)

you ready to up jump

and represent? (yeah)

if she's game and you game

you adventurous? (yeah)

you got that look in your eyes

ow everybody break the ice

and get your boof on tonight

yo, we got buddah and bootie

to blaze and bounce when we chill

consumed by hooters

that truly make me

bounce on her filth (hahaha)

fireplace fondling

fingers in your fun house

growlin' out mother nature

'til it's sundown

well mister toxic bug

the gov' rocks the club

and if you fly I'm the pilot

for your cockpit love

bathin' with black bootie booties

like the prince of Zamunda

(punta, punta, punta)

I might be beady with my pipe

but this navel captain Shabby

will not explore down under

unless you shave your map of Tassie

too right, governor

ain't nothing new to this cunty

so drop your dacks, young love

so I sex you without undies

there was a beaver, two calves

when I found her lair

a hundred crabs and an ass

with a thousand hairs

apparent pussy that plays

hair tricks on my mind

an oily oyster and

a dead fish I can't find

hey yo, ladies (yeah?)

does rubbin' the nub

make you crazy? (yeah)

you got tits and butts

with no maybes? (ooh yeah!)

well answer me this

do you love a good boofin'?

well? (hell yeah)

hey yo, gentlemen (yeah?)

you ready to up jump

and represent? (yeah)

if she's game and you game

you adventurous? (yeah)

you got that look in your eyes

ow everybody break the ice

and get your boof on tonight

get your boof on

ow get your boof on

'cause it's a good song

and get your boof on

get your boof on

ow get your boof on

cause it's a good song

and get your boof on

get your boof on tonight

get your boof on tonight

get your boof on

get your boof on

get your boof on tonight

if she's looking that tight

with that pussy delight

then get your boof on

get your boof on

get your boof on tonight