Ghetto Cowboy
You betta count your money (Repeat 8X)
[Krayzie Bone]
The name is Krazie, big bad ass bone
Wanted up north for all the gold that I stole
Along with some cash, even took the mayors daughter
That that there's kidnapped, now she was with her so I brought her
Done got myself into a whole heep of trouble
Double crossed by the law so there's nobody to run to
Yeah it's just me and my saw it off shotgun
Outlaw call him Leather Face
I'm headed for the west
Heard they got a couple banks in town that ain't been held up yet
Well uh, I oughta make it by sundown
I figure that's enough time for me to get the whole run down
So I continue my mission
Its gettin dark so now now I'm watchin for them damn injuns
They like to catch us, then they rob and split
I be a rootin, tootin damn fool, protecting my chips
All of the sudden I heard somebody rumble in the bushes
Stop my horse "wwhhooaa nellie"
Who in the bushes you betta speak out or I'ma let my shotgun song sing out
[Thug Queen]
Who is this? Hope this ain't the law
Jumped out the bushes with my saw-it-off shotgun
[Krazie Bone]
Come on out right now I'm gettin angry
Took a step back cause it could get dangerous
[Thug Queen]
Please don't shoot it's just me Thug Queen the horse stealer
[Krazie Bone]
Then why the hell is you hidin them bushes
[Thug Queen]
I'm wanted in four counties
For armed robberies
Killed two sheriffs, six of his best men want my head
Stole two horses
Thought you was the law that's why I jumped in them bushes
[Krazie Bone]
Goodness, now she was hotter than the barrel of Bob
But I could use her for the job so I told her to ride c'mon
[Thug Queen]
May I ask you what you headed to the west for?
[Krayzie Bone]
I got a partner, got a plan for some dough
And if you down you can pick up yourself a pretty penny
Be in town in a minute, now be sure if you wit it
[Thug Queen]
We hurry 'for the sunrise
Gotta style here yeah, for ya parter to ride
Hit the saloon for the moonshine
Down for whatever lets ride lets ride
[Krayzie Bone]
These directions say we got to Tucson Arizona
When we arrive we cop a place we can bunk
And meet my boy in the morning for details and hookups
You betta count your money (Repeat 4X)
[Krayzie Bone]
Rise and shine, good morning howdy
Nine o clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the valley
Now I done came along way I don't wanna be late
[Thug Queen]
Tell him we make it to him
You know where we at (Move Out!)
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up (Move out!) (Repeat 4X)
You betta count your money (Repeat 2X)
[Layzie Bone]
I'm peepin Krazyie's warning posted in the saloon
So I assume it'll be trouble round here pretty soon
Glance across the room I see this youngster gettin ready to fight
But if he mess up the night, I think that Krayzie just might take his life
So I approach him at a pause
Look man I really don't wanna brawl, why don't you chill
Before the them laws come messing up this master plan
Since y'all 'ready rowdy I just ask ya man, hey
You want some work, well partna put in ya bid
Now by the was what's ya name they call me Layzie the kid
[Powder P]
The names Powder P can I get a twelve gauge
Outlawed everyday on the front page
Mr Kid, if you give me the low down
Me and Blackjack, we ready for the showdown
With two double barrels pointed at whatever
We'll stick together, I'm perdy clever
[Layzie Bone]
So saddle up jump on the bandwagon
Because it's all goin down
I heard a guy run in the bar screaming Krayzies in town
[Krayzie Bone]
Now when we get to the saloon, you don't worry
Wait outside and don't' be stealin nobodys damn horses
Stepped inside the bar, Layzie Kid, you son of a gun!
[Layzie Bone]
Hey man I'm glad you made it safely
Now let's go have some fun
And this my partner powder he's a young gun
[Power P]
Howdy
[Krayzie Bone]
Mighty glad to meet you son
Oh yeah you know I also brought a friend along
Meet thug queen the horse peddler
Stragler, just met her
[Thug Queen]
Howdy partner
Already got the horses saddled up
[Layzie Bone]
I hope you good at robbing banks
Like you rustle that cattle
[Powder P]
Now y'all
Its gon be gettin dark real soon
[Krayzie Bone]
I think you right
I say we move (c'mon) let's move out!
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up (Move out!) (Repeat 4X)
You betta count your money (Repeat till fade)