Gimmie The Wand
Norm:
(Playing jazzy number)
I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-E
Huh? Hey
Let me tell you
What that spells to me
When I'm shoved in a lamp,
It's cold and damp, man!
My wishing power stops
At three
And that's pretty dang
Annoying to me
I want that crazy power
You fairies got
To grant those wishes
That you grant a lot
Hey!
To give each and every child
A great big smile
To me this means a lot
It ain't no evil plot.
[Chorus:]
Gimme the wand, and you'll all see
Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be
Gimme the wand
Da-do-da-dee
I'll make you a natural blond,
If you give me the wand
(Shoo-doop-shoo-be-do-wah)
(snake charmer music playing)
Cosmo:
I'm a...
Oh, hang on.
F-A-I-are-Y
We did our very best
For this bucktoothed guy
(Shoop-bah-doo-bap-
Dooby-doo-wah!)
That vest-wearing slob
He may want
Our job
Norm:
Well, duh
Cosmo:
But give us
One more try
You really can't deny
Cosmo and Norm:
Give us the wand,
We'll have a ball
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
Norm:
Give me the wand
Wanda:
He'll enslave you all!
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
Cosmo and Norm:
Give us the wand
A-do-doo-dow
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
We really hope
You all respond
Come on, give us the wand
And set me free
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
Give us the wand
And hear our plea
Give us the wand,
A-doo-dah-dee
Don't let yourself be conned
Now give us the wand.
(music ends)