Girl Of The Month Club
Streams of steamin
into the night
Millions of men
holding on tight.
Hand on the throttle
eyes on the page
waiting for the gears to engage,
the gears to engage.
(chorus)
Different cities all round the world
men united in the picture of a girl,
at least a million sticky eyes glued
to the Girl of the Month
who's looking at you.
Join the club now.
Don't be late, come!
Millions of men,
you could be one!
Hand on the throttle, eyes on the page
hey now, this meat is perfectly aged!
Perfectly aged.
Face a steamin',
look what she's got,
a wide invitation,
a public shot.
She is a person,
she reads books, too.
Her favorites are listed
to prove it to you.
Packaged balloons
that haunt you in bed,
Fantasies
that keep you well-fed.
Fleshy abundance
Just For You.
That very picture
is Bill and Fred's, too,
is Bill and Fred's too.
(chorus)
Different cities all round the world
men united in the picture of a girl.
Different cities all round the world
men united in the picture of a girl.
Different cities all round the world
men united in the picture of a
in the picture of a
in the picture
the picture
of
a Girl.