Well I'm going to the hardware store
I'm going to buy you a really big hammer
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart
Then I'm going to the sporting goods store
I'm going to buy you a really heavy baseball bat
Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And I'm hanging by a thread
Then I can get back up
And we can do it all over again
Well I'm going to a liquor store
I'm going to buy you a really big bottle
Girly won't you pour some light into my life
Then I'm going to the firearms store
I'm going to buy you a really pretty handgun
Girly won't you blow this mess out of my mind
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And I'm very nearly dead
Then I can get back up
And we can do it all over again
Well all over again
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And I'm very nearly dead
Then I can get back up
And we can do it all over again
Well all over again
Third verse same as the first
I'm going to the hardware store
I'm going to buy you a really big hammer
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart
Then I'm going to the sporting goods store
I'm going to buy you "¦?! (translation: whatever you want it to be)
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And my body's bloody red
And I can get back up
And we can do it all over again
Well all over again
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And my body's bloody red
And I can get back up
And we can do it all over again
Well all over again