I walk up to the police in detroit city
i'm like ''Excuse me officer im tryin' find some weed
he's like ''Shit so are we why dont you roll with me ?''
"We gonna go round pulling over some minorities"
Get in the police ride,(ride)
Crackin 40 insideside,(side)
Nigga we be gettin' high!
Me and the cops drive drive round go' 60
when we see a trick ass bitch
we gonna tell that hoe to drop them tittieees
lets go fuck with old folks
that's right lets get high and pull over black guys
Get buzzed, smoke some drugs
Bitch I'm rollin' with the fuzz now
Smoke rocks, with the cops
Let's go storm the barber shop
Sure is nice bein white (Haha, just kidding black guys)
waving guns, at some nuns bitch bend over we the fuzz, ho
So we drive over our car up to KFC
A chicken sandwich and waffle fries for free
But everyone ran out the store and were like
"Hey come back here, i'm just hungry I won't search
for no crack rocks Nigger"
Get up in the police car,
Dogs are chasin' people down the road (Bark Bark bark Bark)
Me and the cops drivin' round uptown
Tryin to find someone brown
Pull over someone brown, lets pull over someone (brown)
They pull me over, and they're like
"Yo, my bad I thought you were a black guy"
I said "It's fine, you see I'm white, but I look black when I'm dancing"
They pull me over, and they're like
"Yo, my bad I thought you were Indian"
I said "What kind, the 7-11 kind, or the kind that goes 'wowowowowowo'
The police said "I honestly can't tell the difference"
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