God's Favorite

Hey folks, believe in me

Coz I'm a disciple can't you see

Avoid the horrors of the big microwave

The instant dinner for the man in the cave

I'm sure the lord will forgive you your faults

U just give me your gold & follow my call

I'm one hell of a kid

I'm Gods favorite

Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal

He is my master & he taught me to steal

Yeah, me & the lord got this 50/50 split

Coz the old man says I'm one hell of a kid

Yeah, the old man says I'm one hell of a kid

I must be God's favorite

Yeah I'm God's favorite

I'm son of the creator

Now you just open your purse feel the lord's near

Coz he knows your world It's written down in his book

& I'm his clerk & I know what you took

So see u next time at the Jesus-show®

Where blessings are costly & you can't say no

Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal

He is my master & he taught me to steal

Yeah, me & the lord...

Hey folks listen to me

I'm one of God's boys can't you see?

I got the answers and you will seek em

Remember the dollars u saved over this weekend

Sins for free but it costs to confess

So your life lately has it been a mess

Coz we got your record & we know what u did

Coz me & the lord ...

U know me & big G don't give blessings for free

Gimme what u got or come down where it's hot

I can rap with Saint Peter & tell what u did