I'll make the music if you make it look good I don't dance but I think that you should Good evening's a greeting Before you go introduce yourself Wait to be seen staring at the big screen One day folks is gonna know me Hopefully sing my songs at karaoke Even if it's fashionable to be the pessimist Skipped out of style, went straight to vintage Can I get a yes? Y'all from all the naysayers Listen to me now or catch up to me later Do the kids still say player haters? I'm sorry, I forgot the disclaimers I was told not to be so defensive Help me out now finish the sentence I'll make the music if you make it look good I don't dance but I think that you should Good evening's a greeting Before you go introduce yourself Good evening's a greeting There's a story to tell, I'm at a lost for words Can I borrow yours? You could speak for yourself Or ask a ghostwriter for help, I need a story to tell To be a has been, you have to have been On a porch swing reminiscing poor decisions Should have done it different Fist full of accomplishments Slipping through your fingertips Fifteen minutes goes quick Off your seat and on your feet Half full or a half empty drink Work the room, gunshot wink Party people in the place to be I'll make the music if you make it look good I don't dance but I think that you should good Good evening's a greeting Before you go introduce yourself Good evening's a greeting We'll take a happy ending We'll take a happy ending This time I'm not pretending Good evening's a greeting Before you go introduce yourself Good evening's a greeting