I was looking at you from the back of the room
but you didn't notice me and you picked up your house phone
and I heard you tell some friend that you thought you were in love with me
and I freaked out and I got scared and the world fell right in front of me
and I didn't want to hurt you and I loved you more than anyone I had ever met before
and I thought you were a beauty
and I wanted to be your friend and I wanted to hold your hand
but I didn't want to live with you or to have you in my bed
because I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
and then you told me we had some chemistry and I ran away
and I scared the shit out of two little rich kids who called me a freak and went looking for their dads
and I panicked like a rookie on the first base one Sunday morning
I thought I would never make it home again or even make it through the season
and then I rushed to seven sisters and I met the magic rabbi there and he called me by my sweet name
and he took me in his magic cape and he told me the mission that god had planned for me
he said take a plane to brazil and buy some good rocks there baby
and then bring them back in your guitar case and sell them twice the price you paid
and then you'll buy a real house in someplace warm and then you'll love her till the day she dies
and I was like god come on give me a break you know I ain't going anywhere with her you know I mean
you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
like I said, she's good for no one