Halcyon Daze
So assuming that this weekend
There's a part of me that's thinking
Of coming up to join you, you know I sure wouldn't want to
Ruin all your chances on your one night stand romances
Doing tequila shots, I always loved you but was never enough
And while you're licking salt off of each other
Just know that I'll be wishing and throwing some over my shoulder
Hoping for sores to form upon your lips
So the alcohol burns more with every sip
Are you burning now?
Dial 911 emergency to cool you down (cool you down)
So when you wake tomorrow with a hangover from hell
Don't bother calling me, there's no need for you to kiss and tell because
Tonight will be my night
I'm calling all my friends, the boys are going out tonight
The potion in our bottles it will be singing me to sleep
While the worm at the bottom the it's taunting me to be a creep
He says Hey man, stand up for yourself.
Hey man, I've got a plan for you that will work oh so well
So I picked up the payphone and I held the zero down and said
Please operator, collect call from to allentown,
but that call came back rejected but that operator was kind
Enough to talk to me and get me through the middle of the night (Yeah)
So, tonight, will be my night
I'm calling all my friends
The boys are going out"¦ tonight.