So I said to this big swarthy looking guy,
"Man, I never tried to steal your woman.
Because of your bigness, it would never have entered my mind.
Look, so there's no hard feelings,
Why don't I buy you a malt liquor, or some lottery tickets or something.
Say what?
No, I don't want to step outside" a-hyuck hyuck hyuck...
"No, I didn't call you assface, you must have misunderstood me. [????]
No way, dude!"
So now this guy's ready to really kick my ass, right?
I'm outta there.
I find this guy's car,
I whip out my pocketknife and totally trash his vinyl.
You shoulda seen it.