We had a city hall wedding
And our friends all laughed
And they started betting
On how long it would last
Some give it a week some give it a year
Now the honeymoon's over and we're still here
I've got to hand it to you babe
You've changed my life
I never thought that any woman
Would ever be my wife
I've got to give credit where credit is due;
And now that I've said it
I've got to hand it to you
We started out together
And made a big oath
That would be good for one
Would be good for both
Throw in the towels that say his and hers
We might have done better
But we could have done worse
I kissed the bride. and we settled down
And it wasn't very long
Before the stork come round
He's got three little babies
And a mortgage too
When I get my pay check
I've got to hand it to you.