A bathroom stall is not so bad,
If you had to choose places to be had.
After sixty-seven Christmas holidays,
You've never seen such happy bidets.
Oh America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.
Oh I know it hurts a little bit,
Maybe more the pride? From the smell of it?
A patriot shouldn't be so 'soft.'
No, you got fucked in the Ashcroft.
Oh, America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.
Oh, America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.