Tragedy goes away
Hate filled rage
Takes the stage
But you're neuterred in the night
Blinded by the bite
Irony and spite
Sarcastic deilight
Live to die on stage
Driven by the rage
Hating your own face
Comedic disgrace
HATREDY
HATREDY
Stand before the jusy
Die in flames of fury
Comedy is DETH
HATREDY
Step into the spotlight
Laughter is a DETH-right
Crash and burn in horror
Make them squirm
Want to leave
After they buy their drinks
I hate this audience
Regardless of aplaudience
Like to take you away
Burn you in piles of hate
I hate the talent here
So dull and so full of fear
I'll beat you all to the punch
With an axe and hack to the guts
I'll take this microphone stand
Run it through your neck
Cut off both your hands
Is this thing even fucking on?
Are you fucking deaf
Or just as scared to run
Please take my wife
Please take my wife
Then I'll take your wife
Then I'll fuck your wife
Just a fucking joke
No it's kinda not
There's a little truth
In every single shot
Fueled by hate
Await your fate
Your time has come
To DIE on stage
It's funny
Because it's not
It's funny
Because it's not
It's funny
Because it's not
It's funny
Because it's not
Because it's not
Because it's not
Fueled by hate
Await your fate
Your time has come
To DIE on stage
Fueled by hate
Await your fate
Your time has come
To DIE on stage
DIE
DIE
DIE