I'm not really in love with anyone,
But sometimes I like to pretend
That Hayley G. Hoover is my girlfriend.
She lives all the way over in America
But as far as hypothetical girlfriends go-
She'll do.
Hayley G. Hoover is sucking up my heart!
She'll store it in a flask and keep it forever!
Heyley G. Hoover, she is quite a mover
Her videos are good
And if after hearing this song
You'll consider going and watching them,
Then I reckon you should.
I met her IRL one time
And she was pretty nice
But when I meet her in my mind
She does much more than just suffice
She's the perfect woman more or less
Though less is more but i digress
She's the perfect girl for me
Though, not really.
Hayley G Hoover is hoovering up my love
And she'll store it just above where she put my heart
Hayley G Hoover she's cuter than a goofer
Her videos are neat
And if after hearing this song you're considering going and watching them
Then then that'd be great
Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)
Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)
Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)
And I know that I'm not Bo Burnham but I hope I'll do
'Cause I want to spend all my days fantasizing quietly and you and me and me and you
The Wine Kone's got nothing on me
I'm a bigger creep than he'll ever be
Because I want you inside of me
Though I only mean that mentally
I'm not really in love with anyone
But sometimes I like to pretend
That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend