One, two, three, and four
She fluffs her hair she hits the floor
Spandex pants, wide pink belt
She's got the 80's metal down
I dont get why anyone
Would want to repeat this more than once
She goes ayayayayayayay yaya
And I, I'm just stupified
As she's heading for the disco
I think I'll keep my distance
Head on the run
Suburbian fun
She's heading for the disco
I think I'll keep my distance
Head on the run
Suburbian fun
Five, six, seven, eight
She wished brett micheals her date
Trying hard to be old school
But goddamned poison was never cool
I don't get why anyone
Would want to dress up as an 80's whore
She goes nanananananana nana
And I, I'm just stupified
As she's heading for the disco
I think I'll keep my distance
Head on the run
Suburbian fun
She's heading for the disco
I think I'll keep my distance
Head on the run
Suburbian fun
She's heading for the disco
I think I'll keep my distance
Head on the run
Suburbian fun
Disco disco disco disco disco disco-o-o
Disco disco disco disco disco disco-o-o
She's heading for the disco