Heaven (Featuring Kid Rock & Paradime)
Uncle Kracker
If Heaven ain't a lot like Detroit
I don't wanna go
If Heaven ain't a lot like Detroit
I just a soon stay home
If they ain't got no eight mile like they do up in the D
Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City
It would be about the same to me
It would be about the same to me
Detroit City from Aretha to Aaliyah
To Bob Segar to Joe Louis ' his arena, now me
Paradime' the mic of overachievers
Smokin' sewer caps bottom feeders parkin' meters
A bunch of bad dudes in the mad brew tattoos
So think twice before you pass through
Or get clapped through whack crews get hurt
We can take you for a ride or take you for your shirt
I did it in the Bronx, I did in in Queens
You can see me do it, do it, down in New Orleans
Fat backs, greens I'm the scene of amazement
You'll be pickin' all your teeth up from the fuckin' pavement
Is that Kracker with a C, no Kracker with a K
Kracker mother fucker [Incomprehensible]all goddamn day
You could take Gratiot south, but that's a real rough route
You'll get found face down with your pockets hangin' out
If Heaven ain't a lot like Detroit
I don't wanna go
If Heaven ain't a lot like Detroit
I just a soon stay home
If they ain't got no eight mile like they do up in the D
Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City
It would be about the same to me
It would be about the same to me
My name is, my name is, I'm going platinum
Back up in the mother fuckin' saddle
You wanna battle Kid rock bitch
Your up shits, creek without a paddle
I'm no tattle because I do not snitch
I lick clits ' drop cock ' twats that spit
I spit like hicks make hit's for flom
N' that's what you call droppin' bombs
Got a bullet head dick with a thirty aught six
From a thousand yards I'll hit ya right in the lip shit
Motherfucker's wanna talk about shinin'
Here's four fingers kiss my fuckin' diamonds
I keep climbin', but these charts ain't shit
I'm a whinin', linin', rhymin', son of a bitch
I'm the son of Shotguns unsung cry
N' I'm the only MC that'll never die
'Cause if it's real you'll feel it so check for the name
Or look for the dog with the fade in the chain, yeah
If Heaven ain't a lot like Detroit
I don't wanna go
If Heaven ain't a lot like Detroit
I just a soon stay home
If they ain't got no eight mile like they do up in the D
Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City
It would be about the same to me
It would be about the same to me
Kracker's the name, double X in size
N' I reside on the side were the sun rise
See I'll never be touched because I'm outta reach
Call me Kracker just be fuckin' up spots like bleach
Worst in my division I got bitches on the file
From the Mississippi River on back to Belle Isle
I got style, but it doesn't show
I got more love for Detroit then you'll ever know
I know cats that sling crack ' cats that scrap
Cats that bust beer bottles over baseball caps
Cats that get drunk like to spark up skull cats
They keep sawed off chillin' up in the trunks
Whores an 44's, scoops ' blow ' fuck faygo bitch
We pound cans of Stroh's
We run the mitten from the river way up to the farms
That's why we get these fuckin d's tattooed on our arms
If Heaven ain't a lot like Detroit
I don't wanna go
If Heaven ain't a lot like Detroit
I just a soon stay home
If they ain't got no eight mile like they do up in the D
Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City
It would be about the same to me
It would be about the same to me
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