The shipping forecast issued by the met office
At 0130 on Sunday the 31st of December
There are warnings of gales in all areas except Trafalgar
The general synopsis at 0800
Low east of Humber 942 expected fair isle 954 by 0600 tomorrow.
New low expected 100 miles west of Shannon 974 by same time
Now the area forecasts for the next 168 hours
Viking north Utsire south Utsire
Southeasterly 3. Rain at times. Visibility good. Calm
Forties cromarty forth tyne dogger
East or southeast 6 to gale 8. Hesitation. Rain or showers. Hope. Moderate or good
Southeasterly veering southwesterly 4. Rain later.
Rising temperature. Pressure building.
Southeasterly 5 to 7, occasionally gale 8,
Caution veering southwesterly later.
Goosebumps. Dizzy spells. Still good
Southeasterly veering southwesterly 7 or severe gale 9.
Head-on impact. Continents collide. Atoms split.
Dilated pupils. Elation. Vertigo. Visibility zero.
Southeasterly becoming cyclonic 6 to gale 8. Snow falling. Defences breached. Icelandic calm. Rapture.
South veering southwest 7 to severe emotional freefall 9, stomach cramps increasing 5 or 6.
Rain then thundery showers. Bruising. Discord. Structural damage. Moderate becoming poor.
Southwesterly 7 to severe gale 9 decreasing 5 or 6.
Confusion reigns. Nausea. Boiling seas.
Showers becoming thundery. Extreme low
Southwesterly 7 to severe gale 9 decreasing 5 or 6.
Squally showers. Blank patches. Confusion reigns.
Southwesterly 6 to gale 8, occasionally severe gale 9.
Nerves shattered. Self reproach. Rain or showers. No change.
North Shannon south rockall
Southeasterly veering wildly 7 or gale 8,
Decreasing perception. Rain then showers. Drunken haze.
Cold comfort. Moderate becoming good
Mainly westerly 6 to gale 8. Rain or thundery showers. Exhaustion. Boredom. Decay.
Cyclonic becoming reality, occasionally gale 8,
Backing southerly later. Broken and disorientated.
Rain or showers. Moderation lacking
Southerly veering westerly 6 or 7, decreasing 4 or 5. numb. defeated. freezing fog. Stranded.
Southeasterly becoming cyclonic, then westerly 5 to 7,
Toil, occasional stupidity.
Sullen. Rain. Moderate or good
Southeasterly 5 to 7, twisted occasionally gale 8,
Veering westerly in south. corroded and empty. ice forming.
Planet-struck and spellbound.
The wreck of matter and the crush of worlds.