Cream of wheat full of webs Captain crunch lost his prize
Snotty eggs, bristly bacon Give birth to cheese pucks
[F:] Y'know honey, tonight I just want a cuddle [M:] Oh yeah? Well what am I supposed to do with this? [F:] You're not getting your stinky cock and balls anywhere near my cunt box snatch [M:] Well then, how about a little skull, baby? [F:] I'm not putting that sweaty, greasy salami in my mouth, you heathen [M:] Fine then, I'm just gonna roll over and go to sleep [F:] But...I just wanna be held! [M:] Here's a teddy bear, goodnight!