And I would like to share with you
It's a book about America
It has so many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much
This book can change your life
I would like to share with you
This book of Jesus Christ
Hello! My name is Elder Young [ELDER HARRIS]
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
You can read all about it now [ELDER WHITE]
In this nifty book, it's free! No, you don't have to pay [ELDER YOUNG]
Hello! My name is Elder Smith
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?
My name is - [ELDER GREEN]
You have a lovely home [ELDER CROSS]
My name is - [ELDER GREEN]
You have a lovely home [ELDER CROSS]
Ni Hao!( Me llamo Elder White!
Me llamo Elder White (Are these your kids?)
This book gives you the secret to eternal life (Sound good?)
Eternal life - (With Jesus Christ!)
Is super fun! (Hello!) (Ding dong!)
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done! (No thanks?)
Have fun in hell (Hey, now!)
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life!
Hello! Would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus!
No, no Elder Cunningham! That's not how we do it! You're making things up again. Just stick to the approved dialogue. Elders, show him!
My name is - (Elder Cunningham!)
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life!
(Hello) This book will change your life! (Hello)
Hell-o! You're gonna die someday!
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way
Spend eternity with friends and family
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life
(Hello!) This book will change your life!
(Hello!) This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!
The Book of Mormon!!! (Mormon!!!)