Hello Skinny/Constantinople

Skinny was born in a bathtub

And he grew so incredibly thin

Even the end of an eye dropper

Sucked him in

Skinny never knew any questions

Skinny never looked at lights

Skinny sold something

Every single night

Skinny sold a soldier toy to me

Skinny sold a wife

Skinny sold a suction cup

And a knife

Skinny found a hello dolly

Record in the hall

He sold it to a truck driver

In the fall

(Hello Dolly)

Here I come, Constantinople

Here I come, Constantinople

I am coming, Constantinople

Here I come

Here I come, Constantinople

Here I come, Constantinople

I am coming, Constantinople

Here I come

All the leaves are off of the oak and

All the sheep have followed the spoken

Word I'm coming, Constantinople

Here I come

As I stand out in the open

All my friends are with you I hope and

Pray I'm coming, constantinople

Here I come

Here I come, Constantinople

Here I come, Constantinople

I am coming Constantinople

Here I come

Here I come, Constantinople

Here I come, Constantinople

I am coming Constantinople

Here I come

Well, here I come, Constantinople

I'm coming, Constantinople

I'm coming with my head held high

Here I come, Constantinople

I'm coming

I can't wait to see you

I'm coming with my head held high

I'm not coming on my knees

I'm coming, Constantinople

Here I come, Constantinople

Here I come, Constantinople

I am coming Constantinople

Here I come