Hey, You Never Know

I'm laying naked with ya

After making love

I caught a cold

I barely made it home

You said you loved me only

I felt no pain

And then I crashed my rent-a-car in the pouring rain

Seen it on a billboard

And I believe it's so

It said, "The only thing you know for certain

Is 'Hey, you never know'"

My friend Jerry's feet are achin'

Says he's hittin' bottom

Says it's a sex problem

He told me so

I told him

"Jerry ain't the lovin' that you're makin' buddy

It's layin' out all night

And lookin' for it that makes you slow

Want some advice

And it's free for a reason you know

They say you only live twice

I said, "Hey, you never know" And the hula girls go...(ahhh)

You never, I said you never, never,

You Never Know

I'll make suggestions honey

You make the choices

Your Kodak moment's comin'

I'll keep the motor runnin'

I stand corrected baby

I'm hearin' voices honey

You got my engines hummin'

And now I'm really runnin'

Right up your driveway

Playin' hide in your hole

I'm on cruise control

And if they're sayin' that we're crazy

Well, Hey, You Never Know

There go them hula girls again (ah)

You never, I said you never, never

You never know