My father spent eighteen years Just to teach me how to hold his beer. My father for eighteen years Was nothing that I'll ever need.
My mother taught me how to sew She taught me, how I'll never know My mother for eighteen years Taught me every I need to know.
My girl taught me how to drink. My girl taught me how to smoke. My girl of eighteen years Taught me everything I need to know
My dog taught me how to scratch My dog he rakes and snatch My dog taught me how to run Hard through the grass it's the way of the world