Hippopotamus Heartbreak
Oh my hippo
Why'd you go and break my heart
Oh my hippo
It started like this
I saw you down by the river bed
We exchanged numbers
And I called you out on our first date
Woah oh oh
So tell me, hippo
Are we ever gonna be in love again?
I saw you snappin crocodiles in half,
Just the other day
Crocodiles,
They wouldn't last on your side of the river
Oh, woah
In conclusion...
I talked to you yesterday and you said
If you ever come my way again
I got some crocodile skin boots with your name
Printed across the toe...
So don't you know that crocodiles
Won't come my way anymore