Holiday Inn
(Stephens)
Just two minutes from the sea
Every room equipped with H/AC
Life is fun, for everyone
Down at holiday inn.
Breakfast in the dining room,
And guess which ones are on their honeymoon
Blushing bride, trying to hide
Down at holiday inn
So come on people
We musn't be late
Theres a lot to do.
And they'll be people
Standin in the bathroom queue
Don't let it happen to you.
Life goes marrily along,
To the music of the dinner gong.
Potted plants, maiden aunts
Down at holiday inn.
Home made marmalade for tea
Swimsuits hanging on the balcony.
If you can, get your tan.
Down at the holiday inn.
So come on people
You mustn't be late
There's a lot to do
And they'll be people
Standin' in the bathroom queue
Don't let it happen to you.
Homemade marmalade for tea
Swimsuits hanging on the balcony.
If you can, get your tan.
Down at the holiday inn.
Come next year, I'll be here.
Down at the holiday inn
Down at the holiday inn
Down at the holiday inn