I was feeling jolly good near Hollywood
but now I'm crashing hard
and just one critical mistake
and I've been here for ninety hours
and I can't catch a break
it must've been a dozen times
the (pig) was on the _____
and just one pivotal mistake
I should have taken off to New Orleans
a cocktail waitress on my arm
and it's hard to sleep when the shit is ankle-deep
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