Doctor in love who is above Is it the Queen is it obscene Oh I've often wondered what it is that incites So many young people to take part in those riots Whereby all men in blue are the targets to destroy Lady be good I wish you would Have I the right to print in spite Of what your views would be Concerning those matters of the utmost degree The point being the question and the question being he Who laughs first has a thirst to laugh longest The one in the hall(oh the hall) Well you could have fooled me
Some take the attitude that life is a drag They say and I quote "Man it just isn't our bag" But if that's where it's at why the hell don't they go Houdini said to get out of bed Was the hardest thing he could do Yet when he's tied strait-jacket plied He's out at the count of two It seems elementary my dear Watson I know But think what would happen if for instance this show That we're in should begin not one hour but The one in the hall(oh the hall) Well you could have fooled me More from Gilbert O'Sullivan