Hey Mr. wonderful
You think your so beautiful
I bet you nine out of ten would fall
I ain't the one to be the fool
2 days to work you out
At home while you were out
Your last name came about when my girl's sister's best friend
Talking 'bout how you came round
[Chorus]
How does it feel
When your sittin alone
There's no-one else at home
It's my time for thrills
Now it's time you listen to my answer phone
Ain't no big deal
Your just one of a million guys
Lets keep it real
Your dirty laundry's out to dry
So Mr. know-it-all
Tell me how many points you scored
While you're clocking the girl next door
I know what you've been doing
To dinner bought her gifts
For afters you were it
I called work they said you were sick
A guy like you will never hit this
[Chorus: x2]
If you want to find someone you could call mine
A lady who's right
Who'll be there for life
So how will you feel if the truth is revealed
If you stayed the same you'll be played at your own game
[Chorus: x4]