How to Handle a Woman
How to handle a woman?
There's a way, said the wise old man
"A way known by ev'ry woman
Since the whole rigmarole began
"Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer
"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood or play the gay romancer?
Said he, smiling: "No indeed
How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her - simply love her
Merely love her - love her - love her