How To (No. 3)
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Step 1. Head to a seedy part of of town
pull to the curb and look around
Once you've found one who looks alright
Pick up the lady of the night
Take her back to your hotel room
Brake off the handle of a broom
Lay some plastic on the floor
Creep up behind the dirty whore
Hit her with the broom until she's dead
Then dump the body but keep the head
No-one will ever know who took her
Now you know how to kill a hooker
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