Waking up grumpy and dirty, hung over from last night
don't remember what happened, but there looks like there was a fight
my eyes are are all swollen, there's bruises all over my abdomen
and on top of all that I don't know whose house I'm in
what a wonderful life I've chosen for myself (great Brooks)
for some reasons some people they wanna be me
but I want to be somebody else
I can't even figure out what I'm supposed to be doing (where's my car?)
I'm muscling bitches and mommy and daddy, my house is in ruin (where's the bar?)
I think I'm on point but behind my back everyone's laughing at me
But an eight ball a day keeps the doctor in my way and I can barely see
I'm known as a six-year-old living inside of a grown man
and I'm so high most of the time that I can't even bust a nut with my own hand
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[ Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever get the feeling that your life is a joke? and
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever think that everyone's laughing at you behind you back? and
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever lay awake at night and wonder when you'll die? I'm askin'
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever want to quit and start all over again ]
Havin' a panic attack in the back of a Cadillac
ack, ack, ack, ack
on my way to the pawn shop to sell seven eight-track tapes that I found behind a dumpster
while I was smokin' crack amongst a bunch of monksters
under the cherry moon very soon
I'll have that peace that I've been searchin' door to door to door to door fo'
constantly jangy and mentally making excuses for drinking and always awaken
feeling like the biggest pussy that ever came out of one
I rhyme a Jamaican, I think I just heard a voice, I think he was sayin'
hey, you're a stupid motherfucker with no sense of responsibility, a fuckin' fiend
chasin' a dream with your gas tank on E..
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever get the feeling that your life is a joke? and
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever think that everyone's laughing at you behind you back? and
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever lay awake at night and wonder when you'll die? I'm askin'
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever want to quit and start all over again
Steppin' up out of the emergency room looking fresh and clean (So fresh and so clean)
I'm sober right now but give me two hours and I'll be back to sniffin' glue
First order of business is making it back to the crib (Hey you got two bucks?)
Not easy to do in a hospital gown and a bib (Hell no you crazy fuck)
It's good that I love me and have lots of self-esteem
right
People think that I'm a loser but they just don't know that I'm down with Puffy and Cream
My gut is expanding everything else is shrinking (I look good)
I think my ankle is broken, my ribcage is smoking, my eyeball's stopped blinking (Is that a piece of bud?)
Broke into the titty bar lookin' for one of my girlfriends (Hey girl)
She's the crippled one sliding around the pole with nothing on (Rock my world)
All of a sudden I'm being pulled by my feet out the door (Get him outta here)
I knew I shouldn't have bought you that wheelchair you ungrateful whore
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever get the feeling that your life is a joke? and
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever think that everyone's laughing at you behind you back? and
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever lay awake at night and wonder when you'll die? I'm askin'
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever want to quit and start all over again
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever get the feeling that your life is a joke? and
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever think that everyone's laughing at you behind you back? and
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever lay awake at night and wonder when you'll die? I'm askin'
Do? Huh? You? What?
Ever want to quit and start all over again