I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None Of My Jellyroll
Johnny:
I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll ...
Bobby:
How "˜bout your short'ning bread?
Johnny:
Oh, I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul ...
Bobby:
I guess that's what you said.
Johnny:
My ma told me today
When she went away ...
Bobby:
To buy groceries.
Johnny:
To be a good boy
She'd give me a toy
"˜cause I'm my mama's
Pride and joy.
There ain't no use of anyone to keep a hangin' "˜round ...
Bobby:
Maybe I'm waiting' on your ma.
Johnny:
You don't know my ma
She'd really put you down ...
Bobby:
Put me down?
Johnny:
Ma's bakin' up a storm
And her oven is still warm.
I know you want it
But you can't have it
And I ain't gonna give you none.
Bobby:
You dirty boy!
I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll ...
Johnny:
Oh, ... such a stingy chap!
Bobby:
I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul ...
Johnny:
How "˜bout a zuzu snap?
Bobby:
Her cherry pie is fine
Her layer cake divine.
But I'm tellin' you twice
You can't get a slice
Unless you're extra special nice.
Now, there ain't no use of you to just keep a hangin' "˜round ...
Johnny:
Oh, ... pretty please!
Bobby:
I love you but I hate to put you down
Yeah, ... my jellyroll is sweet ...
Johnny:
That it is!
Bobby:
It sure is hard to beat
Well, I know they want it ...
Johnny:
But, they can't have it ...
Both:
Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll!
Johnny:
Dibs on the dishpan.
Bobby:
I got seconds.