I Ate Your Horse
Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse
You loved it and took better care for it than yourself
You command it, cleaned it, and fed it apples every day
I was broke, drunk and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it
I ate your horse
I ate your horse
I ate your horse
I ate your horse
When you came to the stable next morning
You found a pile of hair, teeth and hooves
I hid around the back to listen to you cry
Then I beat an old lady to death with the leg bone
I ate your horse
I ate your horse
I ate your horse
I ate your horse