I Can't Do Anything

I can't write

And I can't sing

I can't do anything

I can't read

And I can't spell

I can't even get to hell

I can't love

And I can't hate

I can't even hesitate

I can't dance

And I can't walk

I can't even try to talk

Freddie tried to strangle me

With my plastic popper beads

But I hit him back

With my pet rat

Yeah I hit him back

With my pet rat

I can't spit

And I can't kick

I can't even be thick

I can't read

And I can't spell

I can't even get to hell

I can't luv

And I can't hate

I can't even hesitate

I can't dance

And I can't walk

I can't even try to talk