I Can't Stand Myself
I'm immature - I talk a lot
I'm a lying, cheating little snot
I smell bad - I don't comb my hair
I steal from work - I don't fight fair
Girls are repulsed by the sight of me
I slouch and I don't brush my teeth
Don't have a job - don't go to school
And worst of all - I think I'm cool
I can't stand myself