Everyone's talking 'bout the times ahead
as far as i'm concerned, were already dead
I smoke a pack of Reds and drink a six-pack everyday
I wanna stay sane and there aint no better way
So give me some advice and I'll tell you where to stick it
They say, read this, feel this, do this, do that
Eat right, exercise or you'll get fat
Get happy, get pissed, PCs and desist
don't slit your wrist, its a blessing to exist
it's a lesson to be learned, penny saved penny earned
Have some kids, its your turn
have a heart, do your part
we're only trying to help
but i don't even listen, i hear it all the time
It all sounds the same, who will take the blame
I'll gladly be the villain if it gives you peace of mind
call me a pathetic, but i don't really mind