Monday morning, no storm warning
Hop into the boat we bring our water stuff and beer
Jump a wave or two and then
Waterbomb some fishermen
Raise up the pirate flag, hit 'em where it hurts
Eat crustaceans, greet some Haitians
Overrun an oil rig, it's really big, and now it's ours!
We got our own country now, who cares about the Dow?
We're printing our own money, we got everything we need
And I don't have a job
I just drink beer and play guitar
So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs
'Cause I don't have a job
Next day, Tuesday, think I wanna snooze day
But Alex and Joey have a better idea
Camcorder living large, batteries are fully charged
Time to make a movie so we call up all our friends
Fake blood, costumes, naked butts and air balloons
Santa Claus, Gumby, we shoot it downtown
Twinkledoon'll edit it, fix a drink and soon forget
Jagermeister, Jagermeister, Jagermeister, Yeah!
I don't have a job
I just drink beer and play guitar
So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs
'Cause I don't have a job
Wednesday, can't slip, hump day road trip
Pile into our cars and go investigate the world
Misdemeanors on the run, fireworks and bubblegum
We don't need an interstate
It's backroads all the way
Look for future spouses, cool abandoned houses
Eat a picnic, climb a tree, feed some ducks
Always travel randomly, never know what we might see
Buy a map to figure out just where the hell we are
And I don't have a job
I just drink beer and play guitar
So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs
'Cause I don't have a job
I don't have a job
I just drink beer and play guitar
I'm 100 proof and my old roof
Can withstand these hurricane blows
Any rain and thunder that I'm under's
Only gonna wet my clothes
I dance and smile and all the while
Watch my garden as she grows
Hell yeah, I don't have a job