You made me, baby, only half way home
And you decide to call me dog and go
My name is Ferdi, don't you mess with me
I'm going head on baby can't you see
I only wanna eat potato pie
It's hard to believe, but it's no lie
I only farted, just don't breathe
I wanna take you where you never been
Peanut butter, vegemite, and porpoise, too
You think this is bad, you smell my food
I said stranger night from the start
All I wanna do is light up your farts