I Finally Passed the Bar

There's a party in my honor, at my house tonight

A few of my ol' drinking buddies will be droppin' by

They'll come to celebrate my graduation

After eight long years, of higher education

So here's to me

I finally passed the bar

As I drove by that ol' honky tonk

Still tuggin at my heart

I never dreamed that neon night school

Would ever be so hard

I can't believe at last

I finally passed the bar

I've got an awful lot of memories, that I can't recall

But I know from those old stories

I must have had a ball

With the money that I spent on my tuition

(What would you do hoss)

Well I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin'

(Oh well)

Here's to me

I finally passed the bar

As I drove by that ol' honky tonk

Still tuggin at my heart

I never dreamed that neon night school

Would ever be so hard

I can't believe at last

I finally passed the bar

I was first in my class

To the bottom of a glass

But it was killin' me

I used to get loaded

But now I've been voted

Most likely to succeed

Here's to me

I finally passed the bar

As I drove by that ol' honky tonk

Still tuggin at my heart

I never dreamed that neon night school

Would ever be so hard

I can't believe at last

I finally passed the bar

I can't believe at last

I finally passed the bar