Hermione
This is killing me
You're seriously a tease just for
Existing close to me
My curiosity
Keeps me in captivity
You're gonna make this tree a slave
To pure insanity
Five years it's been since we first met
Now you're kicking it with house-elves
And you're every teacher's pet
But to you a tree is just a tree
What would it take for you to wake up
And get next to me?
Oh wait, I'm a rock star
And not just any rock star
I'm a wizard rock rock star
And I rock out in a human body
So, Hermione, I found a loophole
Why don't you come and check out one of my rock shows?
I'll take you to the after-party
And you can get familiar with my human body
Hermione, I hope it's clear to see
My muggle form is waiting for
The moment when we're dating
We'll crash the scene
I'll treat you like a queen
We'll be like Romeo and Juliet
Except not quite as dead
Five years it's been since I first set
My lonely eyes upon you
Now I'm finally breaking through
So what do you say?
Let's run away
Leave everything behind
We'll rock until the end of time
"˜Cause, girl, I'm a rock star
And not just any rock star
I'm a wizard rock rock star
And I rock out in a human body
So, Hermione, I found a loophole
Why don't you come and check out one of my rock shows?
I'll take you to the after-party
And you can get familiar with my human body
(repeat once more after solo)