I Gave Nambla Pictures Of Your Kid
I followed Artimus Pyle after a Lynyrd Skynyrd show
We ended up at a NAMBLA meeting
I knocked at the door and Artimus Pyle answered
I gave him pictures of your kid because I hate him
I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid
Artimus Pyle, Artimus Pyle, Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle
The next day there was a line at your door
Artimus Pyle was going back for seconds
Your kid had a lock of Artimus' beard in his ass
Your kid made Artimus' Saturday night special
I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid
Artimus Pyle, Artimus Pyle, Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle
Lynryd Skynyrd used to be your favorite band
Until Artimis had your kid's dick in his hand