(They snigger.)
Butthead: This sucks.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's like, it's like, it needs to be louder. Loud! loud!
Butthead: Is this, like, wuss music? This sounds like Nelson.
(They sing along: duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh...)
Cher: They say our love (Butthead: Yes!) won't pay the rent (Beavis: Yes!),
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent (Beavis: Yes! Yes! Rock!);
Well, I don't know if all that's true,
'Cos you got me, and Butthead, I got you... babe.
I got you babe,
I got you babe.
Beavis and Butthead: Duh duh.
Butthead: I got flowers in the spring,
I got you, you wear my ring.
Cher: And when I'm sad, you're a clown,
And if I get scared, you're always around (Beavis: You're always arouuuuuuuuuuuund!).
Cher: Don't let them say your hair's too long (Butthead: Settle down, Beavis),
I don't care, with you I can't go wrong (Beavis: Shut up Butthead, that was cool);
Put your little hand in mine,
Ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb... ooh, babe.
I got you babe,
I got you babe,
I got you babe.
Cher: I got you to hold my hand,
I got you to understand,
I got you to walk with me,
And I got you to talk with me.
I got you to kiss goodnight,
I got you to hold me tight,
I got you and I won't let go,
I got you to love me so.
Beavis: Yeah.
Butthead: This is cool.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah.
(Music pauses.)
Beavis: What's going on?
(Music resumes.)
Beavis: Oh yeah... duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh...
Cher: I got you babe,
I got you babe,
I got you babe.
Butthead: So like, er, Cher...
Cher: So like, Butt.
Butthead: Is it true that you used to be, like, er, married to that Bonno dude?
Cher: Bono, Sonny Bono.
Butthead: Is that that dude that's, like, a cop in San Diego?
Beavis: Yeah yeah, he's a cop!
Cher: No, no... He was a mayor of Palm Springs.
Butthead: He's a wuss.
Cher: Yeah, well, yeah...
Beavis: He sucks.
Cher: Yeah, well, kinda, yeah...
Butthead: So like, er, Cher, I heard you're, like, you know, into young dudes?
Cher: Yeah, well, are you feeling lucky Butthead? You know, all you've got to do is just...
Beavis: Er...
Cher: ... yeah, lose, you know, lose you-know-who.
Butthead: Hey Beavis, get out of here.
(Beavis sniggers.)
PA: Ladies and gentlemen, Butthead has left the building!
Beavis: [Sniggering] No he hasn't, he's in the toilet. He's in the toilet.
[Seizing PA mike] Ladies and gentlemen, Butthead is in the toilet. Yeah. Yeah. That was cool.