I Hate My Farts
were driving slow
i eat yellow snow
on 5th avenue
and right now
im holding the radio
up to my ear
since i dont talk
you all laugh
my books overdue
its cold outside
but between us
MY FART
STINKS BAD
AND YOU ARE
GAGGING RIGHT NOW
I KNOW
THIS IS
THE FART
THAT ENDS US NOW
i cant take it any longer
my muscles should be stronger
all we do is linger
something bout my finger
im trying super hard now
but i have to let my fart out
find a way to tell you
your fart is stinky too
your fart is stinky too
i have so many fears
that my fart will make you
cry tears
Everyday
i make mistakes
of farting in your face
seems im bound
to farting round
the whole earth
i have to talk
to you now
before the stench
puts you to sleep
but will you sleep
when i tell you
MY FART
STINKS BAD
AND YOU ARE
GAGGING RIGHT NOW
I KNOW
THIS IS
THE FART
THAT ENDS US NOW
i cant take it any longer
my muscles should be stronger
all we do is linger
something bout my finger
im trying super hard now
but i have to let my fart out
find a way to tell you
your fart is stinky too
your fart is stinky too
i have so many fears
that my fart will make you
cry tears
i know youll ask me
to hold it in
for if i fart
it'll be a sin
cause if i die
there'll be no love
forever more in your life
i cant take it any longer
my muscles should be stronger
all we do is linger
something bout my finger
im trying super hard now
but i have to let my fart out
find a way to tell you
i gotta let it out
i gotta let it out
i gotta let it out
i hate my fart
i gotta fart
i gotta fart
i gotta fart
your fart is stinky too
i just cant take my fears
i hate this fart in here
I HATE THIS FART IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!