I Love Janey (But Janey Loves the Grateful Dead)
Never liked the song "Friend of the Devil"
And I've always hated tie-dye shirts
But there she was singing "Friend of the Devil"
In a long-sleeve tie-dye and a Guatemalan skirt
Oh, I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
She took me to a show and I entered the time warp
I left it feeling sick
But she bought me a present to help me feel better
A bumper sticker with dancing bears on it
Oh, I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I tried so hard to like at least one song
I thought I was being nice
But here I stand, truly convinced
That Jerry Garcia is the Antichrist
Oh, I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
We laugh about it now when we're walking hand in hand
I guess we just don't care
But every once in a while, I'll bleach her tie-dyes
And sometimes when I'm sleeping, she'll bead my hair
Oh, I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey can't stand The Clash
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead
I love Janey
But Janey loves The Grateful Dead