I need you to keep me straight, When the world don't seem so great, And it's hard enough you know When my conscience brings me down And the world feels so obscure Who tells me off when I do wrong, And you know I can be bad Say you'll stay, make my day Was it something I said - oh dear I need you to turn me off, When you think I've said enough, To the extent of being a bore Slap my wrists and send me home Tell me I can't come again Have I gone too far - again