I'm the best man in the world
Though I can't imagine why
Cause the most amazing girl
Thinks that I'm an amazing guy
Don't know how to win her heart
Good thing I don't have to try
Just like she pushes mine
Everybody and his bro
All across this fruited plain
They're all clamoring to know
How did I infest her brain
I hate to say I told you so
But it's easy to explain
Just like she pushes mine
Why is she so intoxicated?
It can't be my brawn or my brains
The impossible has been eliminated
There's only thing that remains
If she wrote a personal ad
Detailing each desirable trait
I probably wouldn't do too bad
But I don't know if I'd do great
So then why do I drive her mad?
Allow me to explicate
Nearly all of the time
Just like she pushes mine