I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You

You just came from a Bikini Kill concert

You felt like a strong independent woman

Two guys where having a "rape the ugliest cunt possible" contest

You weren't a strong woman anymore

I'm glad you got raped

You stupid dyke cunt

I'm glad you got raped

'Cuz you're a stupid dyke cunt

I laughed as I watched him rape you

Then I brought him a few beers

Every year on the anniversary of your rape

I send him a thank you card

You stupid fucking dyke cunt

I'm glad you got raped

You stupid dyke cunt

I'm glad you got raped

'Cuz you're a stupid dyke cunt

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