I Stand Erected

You whip it out

And you wag it around

You take it out

For a night on the town

You show it off for all to see

But you'll never be as big

And long and hard as me

You're such a giver

When you're spreadin' your seed

But all your passion

Is just fueled by greed

Keep on boastin' about all your fun

But I'm the motherfucker

With the big pink gun

I stand erected

You cock and load like a .44

Your only victim is a two-dollar whore

You call yourself the god of the bed

But when I whip out mine

You're gonna fear where I tread

You're such a man when you're

Swingin' your dork,

Your only question is

Which hooker to pork?

You named your phallus

And you call him "Scud"

But if you saw my missile

You would know who's the stud

I stand erected

I'm lifting weights every time that I piss

I close my nights with an orgasmic kiss

I take my sword; I slice through the skin

I'll huff and I'll puff

And I'll shove my cock in