(I Think I’ve Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
Why is Mick so arrogantly dismissive
Of all those girls who want to be his missus?
And why are so many songs about
Girls on whom he has walked out?
Why is his band called The Rolling Stones,
Which implies a lack of an emotional home?
Way, way back, even before 1964,
What was it that made Mick so sore?
What was it that someone said
In those formative days before Out of Our Heads?
Tell me, tell me, what was the girls name
That took Mick by the hand and patiently explained
Without vanity or arrogance or pouting or hating
That she will always prefer masturbating?